I’ve got footballs.I’ve got basketballs.I’ve got baseballs.
And now,they’re showing my balls on ESPN.
But the smallest balls I’ve ever seen?
Were golf balls.
Ping Pong balls were even smaller.
Would you like to join me,for a game of table tennis?
Because! I’ve got balls.
I’ve got red balls.I’ve got white balls.I’ve got blue balls.
And now,they’re playing The Star Spangled Banner.
But the biggest balls I’ve ever seen?
Were elephant balls.
How many balls does it take to reach the moon?
One!But it’s got to be a big one.
One big ball..
I’m going down to the ball room right now,and have a ball.
Would you like to join me?
We’ll have a real good time.
Because! I’ve got balls..
by Mr. Kim Robin Edwards
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Do you know who I am?
The man you love!
Who stays up nights.
Who thinks of you.
And do you care enough,
to think of me,for what I am?
I can’t live without you,baby!
You are the only one.
I care enough,to think about.
I can’t live without you,honey!
You are the only one.
Who cared enough,to comfort me.
Do you know what I need?
The love in life,you’ld give to me.
And if you share your life with me.
I will think of you everyday.
I can’t live without you,baby!
I need your loving ways.
Your tenderness,your sweet caress.
I can’t live without you,honey!
Your love,just fills me up.
It gives me strength,to carry on.
Do you know where to be,when I arrive,
to share my love?
Would you stand next to me?
So I can hold,and comfort you.
I can’t live without you,baby!
Your love’s the greatest thing.
The ultimate desire for me.
I can’t live without you,honey!
Your love will never end.
It will stay with me eternally.
Till the end of all time.
by Mr. Kim Robin Edwards
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If you want it.
You can take it.
I can give it to you,anytime you want it.
If you need it.
Just believe it.
I can give it to you,anytime you need it.
My love!
You can conceive it.
Just take my hand.If you believe it.
So here I am.
Your only man.
Just take my hand,and you’ll be glad.
You found some love.
Some company.
You found every little thing you need.
So if you want it.
You can take it.
I can give it to you,anytime you want it.
And if you need it.
Just believe it.
I can give it to you,anytime you need it.
My love!
You can conceive it.
Just take my hand.If you beleive it.
by Kim Robin Edwards
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Yes George! There is a Santa Claus!
The troops want out.
But you want to pout.
With your nose in the air.
A great big snout.
The war in Iraq.
We know it is past.
We know it is past.
But you want to laugh.
You don’t have to lie.
You should actually cry.
Yes George! There is a Santa Claus!
Many have died.
While many have cried.
It’s time to pull out.
It’s time to go home.
The end of the war.
The end of a sore nose.
So lower your great big snout.
Because it is definitely.
Seriously,time to get out.
Yes George! There is a Santa Claus!
by Mr. Kim Robin Edwards
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When you go home.
You say you do.
You love me one.
You love me two.
You do…You do…You do…
And when you go out.
You love me more.
You love me three.
You love me four.
Don’t forget to shut the door.
When you stay in.
Perform your tricks.
You love me five.
You love me six.
Perform your magic.
And get your kicks,
today.
And when you go south.
You hesitate.
You love me seven.
You love me eight.
Don’t forget to shut the gate.
We celebrate.
Then party again.
You love me nine.
You love me ten.
We’ll never have to worry again,
we won’t.
You get me on the telephone.
You tell me ten times.
You love me so.
You need me now.
You tell me so.
You need me now.
You tell me so.
You tell me ten times.
You love me so.
You do…You do…You do…
by Mr. Kim Robin Edwards
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Isn’t it amazing,
What Fate can do?
Out of billions of people,
You found me, and I found you.
I know you don’t,
Believe in angels,
But you’re mine,
From many different angles.
You can stop my tears,
With a witty joke.
You’re handsome and charming,
A very fine bloke.
You can make me laugh,
‘Til I want to cry,
The pain in my sides,
Makes me want to die.
You make me smile,
Without even trying.
I truly hope that,
Every word you’re buying.
Because every single,
Word I’ve said is true.
Honest to God,
I really love you.
You’re my Best Friend.
by Devan Connrad
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All the pointless fights,
That should never have started at all.
All the sleepless nights,
Accompanied by nothing more than my thoughts.
The same thoughts that destroy my mind,
The same thoughts that keep me sane,
The very same thoughts that make me love her.
But can love pull us through this?
I know for sure I love her.
But if she cannot begin to see,
That she is pushing me away,
She is going to lose me.
by Nathan Reus
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Where do we go
When we die?
Do we simply float away,
Do we learn to fly?
Is there such place as heaven,
Where God resides?
Are we puppets,
In this twisted game of life?
Are theyre angels above,
Do they carry on our love?
Is there a place,
With neither push or shove?
One thing i know,
Almost certain I am,
None of you can,
Hold love, In you’re hand.
by J. Hill. J.
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