Hey diddle diddle this cat has a riddle
Watch her jump over the moon
I hear the dogs laugh to see such sport
her dish ran away with some spoon!
Little bo peep forget those damn sheep
Stop throwing your life away
For out on the green more sheep can be seen
So don’t waste another day!
Listen up black sheep your wool you should keep
Stop holding yourself to blame
For the rumors are true and your master is you
and little boy’s with that dame down the lane!
So little miss muffet get back on that tuffet
Don’t let anything frighten you
And if that spider comes back you rule the attack
And crush him under your shoe!
You say “hey boy blue where the hell were you”
When your sheep needed you the most
You put my love on the shelf with thoughts of yourself
Well….. now your horn is toast!
Hey diddle diddle this cat has a riddle
Tell him to go jump the moon
Don’t get stuck in the middle, don’t play second fiddle
You’re a dish …. Go find a new spoon!
by Reide
































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